MY TOP TEN LIST OF THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ME SAY
1. This IS my natural hair color.
2. I think we need a new TV.
3. Kids, stay up as long as you want to play video games.
4. No, you guys don't need a curfew...after all, your 13 and 16 years old!!!
4.Brrrr, I'm freezing!
5. I just LOVE it when the humidity frizzes my hair.
6. Honey, come look at this cute mouse.
7. I just naturally have a high metabolism and never have to watch what I eat.
8. Let's rent "The Exhorcist" tonite, honey.
9. I hate pizza.
10. Not tonite dear, I have a headache.
steamed artichokes
10 hours ago
2 comments:
what about snakes?
or "drive faster please"!
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