Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Ten things you will never hear me say

MY TOP TEN LIST OF THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ME SAY

1. This IS my natural hair color.
2. I think we need a new TV.
3. Kids, stay up as long as you want to play video games.
4. No, you guys don't need a curfew...after all, your 13 and 16 years old!!!
4.Brrrr, I'm freezing!
5. I just LOVE it when the humidity frizzes my hair.
6. Honey, come look at this cute mouse.
7. I just naturally have a high metabolism and never have to watch what I eat.
8. Let's rent "The Exhorcist" tonite, honey.
9. I hate pizza.
10. Not tonite dear, I have a headache.
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2 comments:

HomemakerAng said...

what about snakes?

HomemakerAng said...

or "drive faster please"!